NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: JUSTIFIED

Hey, maybe the South and Midwest have had enough of the "above the law" sort of law over the years. Perhaps a more..."obeying the law" sort of law might be best now. For TV shows that take place there and just in those places.

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: CELEBRITY APPRENTICE 2010

Can't wait to see how two "celebrities" I've never heard of run a hot dog cart for a week in competition with two celebrities I wish I'd never heard of and then one of them gets fired by a guy I wish had never been born. Sounds like a recipe for Successories. Keep it going, NBC.

Fitzy's Oscar Recap

Fake Rockstar's guide to why we hate you™

You post things like this on Twitter:

"Shorty Awards Honor Twitter’s Finest Micro-Bloggers"

Not only is the dumbest headline we've read all week, but this also makes us nut punchy. Very, very punchy. In the area of your nuts.

Words, Lies and Stabby beers,

-FRS

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: HIGH SOCIETY

Well, the CW has another hit on its filthy, dirty, blood-stained hands. It's tough work lowering the bar for everyone like that. Few are as capable as the CW, who are about to join some elite company. I mean, this network is about to mingle ranks with such leaders of bar-dropping as Fox News, NBC's late night programming, and Tommy Wiseau.

Good work!

I can't wait till the CW greenlights the show RICH, BRATTY TEENAGERS RUBBING UP AGAINST EACH OTHER. Because that show, that will be one to remember...and be prosecuted.